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Braizr boht purani ho jaye toh usay beech main se kaat ke 2 topian bna ke bech dain. Zubaida apa ke karobari totkay.

aik madari ne daawa kia k woh hr chiz ko hawa me kharra kr skta hai. 1 admi ne malta dia, madari ne jadu se maltay ko hawa me kharra kr dia. logo ne taliyan mari or malta gir gia. Phr 1 bnde ne kela dia us ko b madari ne kharra kar diya. Logo ne taliyan mari or kela gir gia. 1 baba aya or bola puttar 15 sal tu mera lun nahi khalota. Enu khalar k vakha. Madari ne jadu parha or wo khara ho gia. Baba bola, MAIN ODHI PAIN NU LUN DE DAINA ay JINE TAALI MARI.

*. . .jo qoom 2 mint signal par khari nai ho sakti, wo behan ki lori apne pairo par kya lora khari hogi. . .* *. . .Zubaida aapa aaj tapi hui hain. . .*

“BOLNE SE PEHLE HAMESHA SOCHO” Husband shop pr gaya usne Berazer ki Sale dekhi. us ne ek darjan ek he colour k kharide or Ghar aa kr B.V ko dy diye. B.V Ghussy se; Tumne Mere liye same Colour Q kharida? log samjhen gay k Main Apna Berazer change Nahi karti.! Husband.. “KON LOG” Silence…?

aik molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol garam na karo..!