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NIGHT TIPS

wazu kr k sona.

bister jharna

dahini krwat pr sona

tahajjud &fajr k lea jagne ki neyat krna

1 glass pani p k sona

pehla kalma

ayat ul kursi

10 Durud pak >4 sura e fatiha. >3 sura e ikhlas. 4 teesra kalma.10 Astaghfar.

sub ko maaf kr k sona

sonay ki dua prh kr sona

ALLAH HUMMA BISMIKA . . . .

Also read new year sms

ek kanjoos ka beta apn girl freind k saath ghoom kar ghar vapis aya…

to kanjoos baap ne pocha: KANJOOS BAAP:\”kitne paise kharche?

beta:\”50 rupees\” KANJOOS BAAP:(in anger)50 rs\”

beta:\”Papa kya karta uske paas 50 hi thai\”

Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia doon?

Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?

Boy: Wonderful

Beautiful

Smart Cute

Nazuk pari..

Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo;-)

More Urdu Sms

POLICE:TUMHEIN KAL SUBAH 5 BAJE PHANSI LAGA DI JAYE GI..

SARDAR:ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!

police: hans kyoun rahe ho? sardar:main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hoon…ha!ha!

Ladkiyan 4 chizo ki diwani hoti hain’

1. Make up.

2. Mobile phones.

3. Sopping.

4. ______

(Ninche dekho)

arey bhai apne niche dekho

“Kiyun Udaas Bethay Ho Es Tarah Andhairay Main

Dukh To Km Nahi Hotey Roshni Bujhaney Say “.

More sad sms

Apni aankhon k smandar me utr jany dy

tera mujrim hun mujy doob k marr jany dy….

________\(‘,’)/____

;-~~~~~~,”~=”~

“~~”~~”~”~”=”

Haye!mainu bahr kaddo mai mazak kita c…

10 yearrs SON : PAPA MUMMY Ka Affair Pados walay UNCLE Se Chal Raha hai

PAPA : Me Nahi Maanta.

SON: Mat Mano Apko Kya Fark Parta Hai, MAA To Meri Chud rahi hay