Sms4Chill

Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
That night, they all enjoy a good night’s sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
“I dreamt I had the best wank last night.”
The guy on the left side says,
“That’s funny, I had the exact same dream!”.
The guy in the middle says, “I dreamt I was skiing.”

¤Likhi hai ye ghazal “SIRF TERE LIYE”

Dewane bane B to “SIRF TERE LIYE”

Kisi ko nahi dekhengi ab ye AANKHEN,

Nazren tarsengi b to “SIRF TERE LIYE”

Kisi ne dil badla
Kisi ne dharken badl li
Kisi ne Dost badla to kisi ne mohabt badl li
Mere pass badlne k lie kuch na tha
Faraz
main ne Masjid ja k chapal badal li

I
am
coming
to
ur
house
to
give
u
all
types
of
happiness
success
&
joy
plz
welcome
me
after few
minutes
U
know

I’m
Ur’s….
*Ramadan*
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.

I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 61st Birth Day.
Its apna Pakistan.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Teacher:
Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?

Bacha:
HPS k Maalik hain.

Teacher: Nice.

Acha ye HPS ka kia matlab hai?

Bacha: “Haji Pakora Shop”

Wish u happy longest day of the year
12st june 2010. . . . .

I hope i m the 1st who iz wishing u. Iz that so?

Good Morning.