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A boy went 2 a fuly crowded coffee shop n saw a girl sittng alone,

after an hour he gathers enuff courage 2 ask her:

Cn i sit bside u?

Girl loudly: wot! U wana spend night wid me!?!.

Evry1 in de shop starts looking at him,

he got so embarassed,

Aftr few mins tht girl walks ovr his table 2 apologize, and said: Im a psychology student, studyng hw people response in embarrasing situations. Boy saw hr 4 a while n replid loudly: WAT?

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WAQT kehta Hai Mujhe GANWA Mat,

DIL kehta Hai Mujhe LAGA Mat,

PYAR kehta Hai Mujhe AAZMA Mat,

Aur

Aaj ki

Girl Friend kehti Hai

?

Daal Daal GHABRA Mat…

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Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now its time to go to sleep
Yours eyes are weak n mouth cannot speak
Hope this night will be nice and sweet.
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Kon Kehta Hai Lataknay Se Qad Lamba Hota Hai,

Faraz

!

Agar AiSa hota To TATTAY Sub Se Lambe Hote..

<(‘.’) /”/> o teri ye to

_/”\_ socha hi nai.:-D

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Boy:i want2 kiss u

Girl:where vertical lips or horizental lips?

Boy:what?

girl:uper lips or lower lips?

Boy:my samjha nai

Girl:yaddi deya hontan te ya ph*di te?

Larki: jub tum susu kr lete ho to uske baad apne l*nd ko kyu hilate ho?

Larka: arey hum hilakar usko yaad dilate hain ke pappu beta uth tere jeevan ka maqsad sirf peshab karna he nahi hy….!!!!

Faith makes all things possible,

Hope makes all things work,

Love makes all things beautiful,

May you have all the three for this Christmas.
CHRISTMAS!

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