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		<title>Wuzoo kr k sone k 4 fzaail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wuzoo kr k sone k 4 fzaail hein 1.Us ki rooh Baitullah ka twaf krti ha 2.Frishte sari raat nekian likhte hen 3.Jb krwat bdalta ha tu frishte bakhshish kliye Dua krte hen 4.jb suba so kr uthta ha tu jo Dua mange wo qubul hoti ha So,before sleeping wazoo ko apna mamul banaye… Latest [...]
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		<title>High class insult Program</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(High class insult) Larki khubsoorat kuttey k saath ja rahi thi. Larky ne daikh kar kaha, ‘Aap dono behn bhai hain?’ Larki: Ap ko hm dono mein se kis men intrst hai?? Larka: zahir he, ap men. Larki: Tou phr is k liye Apni behn le aao, hamaarey yahaan watta satta chalta hai.. Related posts:HIV [...]
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		<title>Ap bas meri gand maro</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nokar 1 Mahina Daal khane k bad mailk se: . . . Meri Gand maro. Malik… Q Nokar Ap bs meri gand maro! Malik: Yar Q Nokar: benchod is Bahanay Botti  to Andar jae GI! Related posts:Nokar Malik se Meri Gand maro. Ek pathan biwi ki gand p Gand se sariye seedhe kerne wale Engineer
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		<title>Brand new bathroom scale.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When [...]
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		<title>Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Hay</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ek Baar Ek Pathan Ek Ladki Ki Gaand Maar Raha Thha Achanak Pathan Bola: “Oye Hum To Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Humko To AIDS Hai” Ladki Dar Ke:” Kyaaaaaaaaaaa” Pathan: “Oye Hum To Majak Karti, Hum To Sirf Tumari Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Isliye Esa Boli“ Related posts:Wo mangti the After Pakistani budget people response [...]
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		<title>Roza na lagne ki dua:</title>
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		<title>Thez R My “Eyes”</title>
		<description><![CDATA[,.–., ,.–., &#60;@&#62; &#60;@&#62; This Is Not A Message ! Thez R My “Eyes” Bus Aapko Dekhna Tha So, Dekh Liya ! K Ap CHUP K Kch Kha To Nai Rhy.:-D Related posts:Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!! Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise, With my 1 Heart&#8230;2 eyes.
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		<title>Latest Hindi Funny Sms Messages</title>
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		<title>Aik Aurat Nay Hirran Pakaya?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[*Ek Aurat ny ‘HIRRN’ (Deer) pakaya, magar apny bachon ko us ka nam na bataya k ye kia cheez hy Lekin 1 Hint dia aur Sharmaty howy boli: “Ye wo hy jo Tumhary Papa mujhy pyar sy aksar kehty hyn *Achanak ek Bacha chilaya: Oye na khana, “KHOTI” a KHOTI Related posts:Bachpan guzar janay ke [...]
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		<title>Baap Nay Teacher Se Kaha!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega. Related posts:Betay ne Baap ko Sex ki Goli di or kaha Pyaar kar ke jo wafa karte hain Girlfriend ko kaha, Funny sms
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