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Wuzoo kr k sone k 4 fzaail

$tranger - — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 17:28:24 +0000

Wuzoo kr k sone k 4 fzaail hein

1.Us ki rooh Baitullah ka twaf krti ha

2.Frishte sari raat nekian likhte hen

3.Jb krwat bdalta ha tu frishte bakhshish kliye Dua krte hen

4.jb suba so kr uthta ha tu jo Dua mange wo qubul hoti ha

So,before sleeping wazoo ko apna mamul banaye…

Latest informational Islamic Good Night Sms

High class insult Program

$tranger - — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 15:59:22 +0000

(High class insult)

Larki khubsoorat kuttey k saath ja rahi thi. Larky ne daikh kar kaha, ‘Aap dono behn bhai hain?’

Larki: Ap ko hm dono mein se kis men intrst hai??

Larka: zahir he, ap men.

Larki: Tou phr is k liye

Apni behn le aao, hamaarey yahaan watta satta chalta hai..

Ap bas meri gand maro

$tranger - — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 14:47:18 +0000

Nokar 1 Mahina
Daal khane k
bad mailk se:
.

Meri Gand maro.

Malik…

Nokar
Ap bs meri gand maro!

Malik:

Yar Q
Nokar:
benchod is
Bahanay Botti to
Andar jae GI!

Brand new bathroom scale.

$tranger - — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 12:47:03 +0000

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Hay

$tranger - — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 10:58:05 +0000

Ek Baar Ek Pathan Ek Ladki Ki Gaand Maar Raha Thha

Achanak Pathan Bola: “Oye Hum To Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Humko To AIDS Hai”

Ladki Dar Ke:” Kyaaaaaaaaaaa”

Pathan: “Oye Hum To Majak Karti, Hum To Sirf

Tumari Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Isliye Esa Boli“

Roza na lagne ki dua:

$tranger - — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 10:02:18 +0000

Roza na lagne ki dua: Al-Samosal lazizina, Wal Kabaab-ul Kofta, Wa Haleem-ul Biryaani, Inna Murgi wa Chaanp-ul Nahari al Machli ne Shirmaal. Ameen Related posts:14 August Ka ROZA nafli ibadat hy A Sardar went 2 hote 23rd March Related posts:

Thez R My “Eyes”

$tranger - — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 08:39:05 +0000

,.–., ,.–., <@> <@> This Is Not A Message ! Thez R My “Eyes” Bus Aapko Dekhna Tha So, Dekh Liya ! K Ap CHUP K Kch Kha To Nai Rhy.:-D Related posts:Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!! Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise, With my 1 Heart…2 eyes. Related posts:

Latest Hindi Funny Sms Messages

$tranger - — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 07:50:02 +0000

Latest Hindi Funny Sms Messages 1-Girl Friend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Boy Friend: Kyon nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bahot pasand hain. Related posts:Sms4Chill Hindi Sms, Funny Sms Urdu Sms Pyar itna karo, Flirt sms Latest bad news for friends Related posts:

Aik Aurat Nay Hirran Pakaya?

$tranger - — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 06:41:36 +0000

*Ek Aurat ny ‘HIRRN’ (Deer) pakaya, magar apny bachon ko us ka nam na bataya k ye kia cheez hy

Lekin 1 Hint dia aur Sharmaty howy boli: “Ye wo hy jo Tumhary Papa mujhy pyar sy aksar kehty hyn

*Achanak ek Bacha chilaya:

Oye na khana, “KHOTI” a KHOTI

Baap Nay Teacher Se Kaha!

$tranger - — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 03:14:46 +0000

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega. Related posts:Betay ne Baap ko Sex ki Goli di or kaha Pyaar kar ke jo wafa karte hain Girlfriend ko kaha, Funny sms Related posts: