Sms4Chill

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.

HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!

SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.

HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.

SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?

HusBand, maar de 2 9 ko main hold krta hun.

After killing…….

SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun

HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja

SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..

HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number………

BEFORE
MAARIAGE:Roses
are red.sky is
blue,you are
beautiful,I Love
you!

AFTER
MAARIAGE:Roses
are dead, I have Flu,
mery sirr te na
charh,Parrae mar
tu….

Never sacrifice happines 4 achievement.
We r al here 4 special reason.
Stop being a prisoner of ur past.
Become the architect of the future

Wife to husband: “Tum mujhay maar kar mera sab kuch harrap karna chahtay ho.”
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Husband : Chal,
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Bari ayee….
Benazir….. 

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?*

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli

“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”

What is the difference b/w wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…