Archive for 'Wife SMS' Category
Oh! Sorry Wrong number…
18 August 2010HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone. HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao! SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain. HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun. SerVnt, Ab main kia karun? HusBand, maar de 2 9 ko main hold krta hun. After killing……. SerVant, Lashon [...]
Roses are red.sky is blue
5 April 2010BEFORE MAARIAGE:Roses are red.sky is blue,you are beautiful,I Love you! AFTER MAARIAGE:Roses are dead, I have Flu, mery sirr te na charh,Parrae mar tu….
Never sacrifice happines 4
25 January 2010Never sacrifice happines 4 achievement. We r al here 4 special reason. Stop being a prisoner of ur past. Become the architect of the future
Bari ayee…. Benazir
6 January 2010Wife to husband: “Tum mujhay maar kar mera sab kuch harrap karna chahtay ho.” . . . . Husband : Chal, . . Bari ayee…. Benazir…..
Cool Q&A’s-SMS!
6 January 2010Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A. Moti-vating!!! Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai. A .Man: [...]
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife…
6 January 2010Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”
What is the difference b/w wife & saali?
6 January 2010What is the difference b/w wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat photi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake…
Difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears
6 January 2010Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears? Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart & wife’s tears hit your pocket.,