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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to

Sardar:

Any great man born in this village?

Sardar:

no sir, only small Babies!!!

New Sardar Sms, Sadar Jokes and sardar sms collection

Sardar apne bemar baap se..

Bapu: Tenu maran tou baad dafnaiye ya jalaiye..

Sardar: Putar mainu na pucho mainu surprise dena…!

POLICE:TUMHEIN KAL SUBAH 5 BAJE PHANSI LAGA DI JAYE GI..

SARDAR:ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!

police: hans kyoun rahe ho? sardar:main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hoon…ha!ha!

A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English:

“Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes….

In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao…
Mera ki janda ay?
Jo janda a tuwada, ty twaday peo da janda ay.

Sardar:Pathan se:
ap ki kitni biwan
hain?

Pathan:6
Sardar:acha acha
sunday off rakhtay
hogay?

Pathan:sunday ko
sala aata hy.

6 Din Namkeen
1 Din Meetha..

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gay

Sardar 2 sardarni: janu Sprite peene k bad kuch krne ko dil chah rha hai? sardarni: sharmate hue krlo je . . . Srdar  ……Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?

Sardar: “MUMMY DADDY Mahol”