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A Sardar’s Speech…

16 August 2010

A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes…. In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao… Mera ki janda ay? Jo janda a tuwada, ty twaday [...]

6 Din Namkeen 1 Din Meetha..

5 April 2010

Sardar:Pathan se: ap ki kitni biwan hain? Pathan:6 Sardar:acha acha sunday off rakhtay hogay? Pathan:sunday ko sala aata hy. 6 Din Namkeen 1 Din Meetha..

Sardar Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

19 March 2010

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya. Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye? Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy, K Main Out ho Gay

Srdar ……Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

12 March 2010

Sardar 2 sardarni: janu Sprite peene k bad kuch krne ko dil chah rha hai? sardarni: sharmate hue krlo je . . . Srdar  ……Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

MUMMY DADDY Mahol

8 March 2010

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha. 1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai? Sardar: “MUMMY DADDY Mahol”

Ghar Main Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain

7 March 2010

Boy: Meny Suna Hai is Ghar Main Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain. Sardar: Pata Nahi! Mjhe to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogae Hain. Moral: Sardaro Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Aqal Nahi Aati

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye

6 March 2010

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye. . . . . Sardar: A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here. 

Priya uthe swera hogya

5 March 2010

Hindu: Priya uthe swera hogya ‘ muslim: beghum utho chand dhal gya. christian: Darling get up its dawn, But sardar G: utho soniyo tatti shatti nai karni.!