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Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi

19 July 2010

Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga2 Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya Kyunki “Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“

Santa Banta

10 June 2010

santa:AAJ GHAR JATE HI BIWI KI PANTY UTRUNGA, banta: AAJ TO BADE MOOD ME HAI? santa: MOOD KI AISI KI TESI, BAHUT TIGHT HAI , SUBAH GALTI SE PEHEN LI THEE

Taqseem-e-Muhabat

10 February 2010

Taqseem-e-Muhabat Main Bhi Kuch Gham Hi Mile Phir Bhi Shikayat Hai K Sile Kam Hi Mile A Zindagi Ek Baat Bata Zara Ham Ko Kaya Dil Dukhanay K Liye Tujhe Hum Hi mile. 

Banta singh To Santa singh

4 February 2010

Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school. Santa singh : what is he studying ? Banta singh : Oh he”s not studying. They are studying him !

santa say to banta about his Wife

4 February 2010

santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing . banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only

My mobile bill how much?

15 January 2010

Santa: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. ——————————————————————- Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming. ————————————————————- Banta: I [...]

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

6 January 2010

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

Santa sote waqt

6 January 2010

Santa sote waqt 2 glass rakhta hai. Ek mein paani bharke aur ek Khali . kyu? Socho? Kyuki pyas lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bh