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Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga2

Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi

Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya

Kyunki

“Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“

santa:AAJ GHAR JATE HI BIWI KI PANTY UTRUNGA,
banta: AAJ TO BADE MOOD ME HAI?
santa: MOOD KI AISI KI TESI,
BAHUT TIGHT HAI , SUBAH GALTI SE PEHEN LI THEE

Taqseem-e-Muhabat Main Bhi Kuch Gham Hi Mile

Phir Bhi Shikayat Hai K Sile Kam Hi Mile

A Zindagi Ek Baat Bata Zara Ham Ko

Kaya Dil Dukhanay K Liye Tujhe Hum Hi mile. 

Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he”s not studying. They are studying him !

santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only

Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
“Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.
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Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new
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Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call”.
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Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay. Ombay”
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Banta got a sms from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU”
Banta replied: “I Mr. YOU” !!.
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After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: “Oye, Torch is okay”

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

Santa sote waqt 2 glass rakhta hai.
Ek mein paani bharke aur ek Khali
.
kyu?
Socho?
Kyuki pyas lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bh