Sms4Chill

Zindagi mein agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

agar dimagh se koi jawab na aye to

anhken band kr k

socho

kahin main pathan to nahi??

More Pathan Sms

Ek Baar Ek Pathan Ek Ladki Ki Gaand Maar Raha Thha

Achanak Pathan Bola: “Oye Hum To Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Humko To AIDS Hai”

Ladki Dar Ke:” Kyaaaaaaaaaaa”

Pathan: “Oye Hum To Majak Karti, Hum To Sirf

Tumari Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Isliye Esa Boli“

Pathan ki 10
betiyan thin phir ja
k us k ghar 1 beta
hua.

Pathan ne uska
naam kya rakha
hoga?

Socho

Nhi Pata?

INTiZAR Khan.

Sardar:Pathan se:
ap ki kitni biwan
hain?

Pathan:6
Sardar:acha acha
sunday off rakhtay
hogay?

Pathan:sunday ko
sala aata hy.

6 Din Namkeen
1 Din Meetha..

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.

Aur Bola:

Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.

Masjid mein Elaan
ho raha tha. 1
Bacha mila hai,
Jin ka hai Aa kar le
jayen.

To PATHAN Bhaag
k aaya kehne laga

Mujhe b dikhao
Jin ka bacha kaisa
hota hai.

Interviewer to Pathan:
If a Parhata and Pizza is Dropped from a 50 feet building,
Which will Reach the Ground First?

Pathan: Pizza

Interviewer: Why?

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Pathan: Because it’s a Fast Food