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Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Hay

21 August 2010

Ek Baar Ek Pathan Ek Ladki Ki Gaand Maar Raha Thha Achanak Pathan Bola: “Oye Hum To Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Humko To AIDS Hai” Ladki Dar Ke:” Kyaaaaaaaaaaa” Pathan: “Oye Hum To Majak Karti, Hum To Sirf Tumari Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Isliye Esa Boli“

Pathan ki 10 betiyan

6 April 2010

Pathan ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja k us k ghar 1 beta hua. Pathan ne uska naam kya rakha hoga? Socho Nhi Pata? INTiZAR Khan.

6 Din Namkeen 1 Din Meetha..

5 April 2010

Sardar:Pathan se: ap ki kitni biwan hain? Pathan:6 Sardar:acha acha sunday off rakhtay hogay? Pathan:sunday ko sala aata hy. 6 Din Namkeen 1 Din Meetha..

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya

4 April 2010

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha

31 March 2010

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga. Aur Bola: Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon Aur Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.

Jin ka bacha kaisa hota hai

23 March 2010

Masjid mein Elaan ho raha tha. 1 Bacha mila hai, Jin ka hai Aa kar le jayen. To PATHAN Bhaag k aaya kehne laga Mujhe b dikhao Jin ka bacha kaisa hota hai.

Interviewer Pathan se..

19 March 2010

Interviewer to Pathan: If a Parhata and Pizza is Dropped from a 50 feet building, Which will Reach the Ground First? Pathan: Pizza Interviewer: Why? . . . Pathan: Because it’s a Fast Food

Kitne numbron se,,,,

18 March 2010

Dr Pathan se: Khan sahab tumhara iak gurda fail ho raya hai. Pathan rotay howe bola: Kitne numbron se,,,,