Sms4Chill

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Circuit & Munna In Usa!!!

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here

Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother’s brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose.

Munna: Yeh Bol Tere Desh Mein Aake Apun Ka Chati khushi se Phul gaya hai
Circut: In Ur Country With Happiness My Chest Became Breast . . .

Apun 1 Sher bolega

“Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,

Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night

Band Karne ka Tube Light

aur soneka Tight,

Boleto BYE… Good Nite.

ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE,

BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT

HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms

CHIPKA DAL MAMU.

sender circuit bhai

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK 

ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE,

BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT

HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms

CHIPKA DAL MAMU.

sender circuit bhai

Impact of Movies:

Teacher – Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is the one who helped MunnaBhai to impress his girlfriend!