Sms4Chill

A successful marriage


A successful marriage

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS | 0 Comments

Before Marriage

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

posted in Marriage SMS | 3 Comments

Love Marriage:

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
.
.

Love Marriage:
.
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

.
.

A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

posted in Marriage SMS | 0 Comments

Marriage is that relation

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

posted in Marriage SMS | 2 Comments

At The Beginning Of Married Life

” At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

posted in Marriage SMS | 8 Comments

People ask the secret of our long marriage

people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

posted in Marriage SMS | 0 Comments

Marriage is the box of children

Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children r the problem of World.
To solve this problem. Avoid Kisses

posted in Marriage SMS | 0 Comments

Before and After Marriage:

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait

she:do you want me 2 leave?

He: No! don’t even think about it

She: do you love me ?

He:ofcourse! over n over!

She:have u ever cheated on me?

He:No!y r u even asking?

She:will u go on wid me on picnic?

He:every chance I get!

She:will u hit me ?

He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!

She:can I trust u?

He:yes..

She: Darling!

After marriage…

posted in Marriage SMS | 0 Comments



sms4chill on Facebook