Sms4Chill

(High class insult)

Larki khubsoorat kuttey k saath ja rahi thi. Larky ne daikh kar kaha, ‘Aap dono behn bhai hain?’

Larki: Ap ko hm dono mein se kis men intrst hai??

Larka: zahir he, ap men.

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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let’s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!

Tum Sa Koi Pyara Koi Masoom Nahi Hai.

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Kia Cheez Ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.

Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi Nikal Sakti Hai

… MaX INsUlTz …

* I’d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A Lot
Mind & Matter
I Don’t Mind & You
Don’t Matter … !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common … !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!

And Now

If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand

And

Place It Over Your
Mouth …

Because

I M Allergic To Bullshit

I cannot hide this from u any more.

I don’t want 2 hurt u

but I feel it’s best if I tell u,

before you hear it from someone else …………

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti 

Ye Sms Us Behanchod
Ko Karen Jisne Apse Kaha
1 May Ko Sms Pakag Khtm
Hojaynge Mene Apna Farz
Pura Krdia Ab Ap B Bhejo Ta
K Ye Gali Asal
Bande Tk Pohanche