(High class insult)
Larki khubsoorat kuttey k saath ja rahi thi. Larky ne daikh kar kaha, ‘Aap dono behn bhai hain?’
Larki: Ap ko hm dono mein se kis men intrst hai??
Larka: zahir he, ap men.
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posted in Adult Jokes, Insult SMS |
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let’s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
posted in Insult SMS |
Tum Sa Koi Pyara Koi Masoom Nahi Hai.
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Kia Cheez Ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
posted in Insult SMS |
Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi Nikal Sakti Hai
posted in Insult SMS |
… MaX INsUlTz …
* I’d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!
* The World Is A Lot
Mind & Matter
I Don’t Mind & You
Don’t Matter … !!
* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common … !!
* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!
And Now
If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand
And
Place It Over Your
Mouth …
Because
I M Allergic To Bullshit
posted in Insult SMS |
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don’t want 2 hurt u
but I feel it’s best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else …………
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
posted in Insult SMS |
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti 
posted in Insult SMS |
Ye Sms Us Behanchod
Ko Karen Jisne Apse Kaha
1 May Ko Sms Pakag Khtm
Hojaynge Mene Apna Farz
Pura Krdia Ab Ap B Bhejo Ta
K Ye Gali Asal
Bande Tk Pohanche
posted in Insult SMS |