Archive for 'Funny SMS' Category

Latest Hindi Funny Sms Messages

21 August 2010

Latest Hindi Funny Sms Messages 1-Girl Friend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Boy Friend: Kyon nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bahot pasand hain.

Aik Aurat Nay Hirran Pakaya?

21 August 2010

*Ek Aurat ny ‘HIRRN’ (Deer) pakaya, magar apny bachon ko us ka nam na bataya k ye kia cheez hy Lekin 1 Hint dia aur Sharmaty howy boli: “Ye wo hy jo Tumhary Papa mujhy pyar sy aksar kehty hyn *Achanak ek Bacha chilaya:

A Man has 2 Parrots

16 August 2010

A Man has 2 Parrots, . Aik Din 1 Totay ne Doosry ki Chumi lay li… . Os Aadmi ne Saza k tor par Totay ki Tind kar di, . Kuch Din baad Osi Aadmi k Ghar MEHFIL-e-NAAT thi, . To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Welcome k liye Darwazy pe Bitha dia, . Kuch [...]

Kisi ne dil badla

12 August 2010

Kisi ne dil badla Kisi ne dharken badl li Kisi ne Dost badla to kisi ne mohabt badl li Mere pass badlne k lie kuch na tha Faraz main ne Masjid ja k chapal badal li

HPS k Maalik hain

12 August 2010

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain? Bacha: HPS k Maalik hain. Teacher: Nice. Acha ye HPS ka kia matlab hai? Bacha: “Haji Pakora Shop”

Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi

19 July 2010

Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga2 Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya Kyunki “Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“

A college project

17 July 2010

Major Rohail- Why are you pregnent Bubbli- It’s a college project about Miracles of life Major Rohail- Father of this kid? Bubbli- I Don’t know it was a group project

Ek Lerki ßikhry baal ßura haal nange paer

17 July 2010

Ek Lerki ßikhry baal ßura haal nange paer raat me Akele bhag rhi thi cheekhti chillati BACHAO BACHAO 2 Larky uske peeche bhag rahe thhe,,,




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