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Why don’t little girls fart?

Q. Why don’t little girls fart? A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.

What is “Nitrate” ?

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha: What is “Nitrate” ? Larki sharma k boli: Sir, Rs.1500/=

Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan

Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan 1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega. 2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga. 3. Don’t scroll down:

Kaash main tumhain dekhon Jab TUM Kapre UTAARO

Kaash main tumhain dekhon Jab TUM Kapre UTAARO . . . jo daale thay taar pe sookhne k liye . . . AuR TUM apne haat main pakro mera . . . . . . haath aur kaho Main ne TUmHaRe liye Kholi hui hai . . . . Apni Baanhen AB to lelo meri [...]

Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

aj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain. 1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy, “Molvi sab, ap Darood waalay  Molvi ho, ya Barood waalay.”;-)

neechay he bori bichaa le

Oldman entered in PCO: The girl asked “G baba G kidhar karna hai?” Baba replied: Dekh larki ab is umar mein kursi pe to mushkil hoga, neechay he bori bichaa le.

“I LOVE U”.. WRONG

WHAT IS THE FIRST SENTENCE AFTER SEX? “I LOVE U”..    WRONG “ENJOYED IT”..WRONG “HOW  ROMANTIC. WRONG, THE RIGHT ANS IS .. . ”MERI shalwar kahan hai?”

1 murghi super market

1 murgi super market gai Or kaha 1 anda dena, Salesman:Tum anda kia karOgi? Murghi: Q k murghay ne bOla hai darling! 5 rupe k liye apna figure kharab mat krO