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High class insult Program

(High class insult) Larki khubsoorat kuttey k saath ja rahi thi. Larky ne daikh kar kaha, ‘Aap dono behn bhai hain?’ Larki: Ap ko hm dono mein se kis men intrst hai?? Larka: zahir he, ap men. Larki: Tou phr is k liye

Ap bas meri gand maro

Nokar 1 Mahina Daal khane k bad mailk se: . . . Meri Gand maro. Malik… Q Nokar Ap bs meri gand maro! Malik: Yar Q Nokar: benchod is Bahanay Botti  to Andar jae GI!

Doctor Mere pati mujhse sex nahi karte.

Ek Din Ek Aurat doctor ke pass jati hai, Aurat:- Doctor Mere pati mujhse sex nahi karte. Doctor:- Ye Lo medicine ek goli roj raat ko khane se pehle, Aurat us din ek goli apni pati ko khilati hai. uska pati usske sex karta hai. agle din aurat apni pati ko 2 goli khilati hai [...]

A Good friend is like a Good bra

A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!

Shalwar vich tay sanu pallayon pana painda a.

“1 kapray wala aik lady ko rate btata hai B.B,dopaty vicho sanu kuj nai labda, Kamez vichon fer v do lab jande ne, Shalwar vich tay sanu pallayon pana painda a..”

I dreamt I was skiing.

Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, [...]

SANIA SHOAIB ko per nite 14000 rupee mein pari…..

Shoaib malik ny ab tak SANIA ko dubai sy 80 hazar dirham (18 laakh 40 hazar pakistani rupee ) ki shoping kevai, Haq mahar 61 laakh indian rupee (1 karore 83 laakh pakistani rupee aur 100 tolay sona jo 38 laakh 55 hazar pakistani rupee k barabar hy.kul mila k SHOAIB ny SAINA pr 2 [...]

Tension & Penic?

What’s the difference between stress, tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant.